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A potpourri of illuminating etceteras
and assorted diversions

 

Picture This!

Taking It On The Road

Joel Alpert was part of a business mission to Israel, sponsored by the American Israel Chamber of Commerce. Our group of business people from various disciplines paused for a photo opportunity in front of IBM's Global Technology Center, where some of the world's most innovative technologies are being conceived, developed, and marketed.


Pictured here (from left): Jonathan Goldman, Joel Alpert, Aleksander Szlam, Firooz Israel, and Gregory Kirsch

   
   

Talk about Flexible!

This strategic planning session
for the Direct Marketing Association
was done on a pontoon boat!
We got the work done…plus some swimming, sun, and fun!

   
   
The First Rule Of A-I-D-A”
Marketing Formula Is “Attention”!

When Joel Alpert was speaking before the Direct Marketing Association’s National Professor’s Institute, the group was dozing off towards the end of a long day of lectures. Joel’s dramatic demonstration of the difference between “General Advertising” shown here...and the more targeted Direct Marketing approach (grabbing the lapel and whispering to the gentleman in the front row)...got their attention!

   

Short-Term Action v. Strategy…In Just 2 Cartoon Panels



These cartoons are from the Robert Fritz cartoon book
"A Short Course In Creating What You Always Wanted To
But Couldn't Before Because Nobody Else Told You How
Because They Didn't Know Either."

Articles

Recommended Reading

"One of the biggest mysteries I confronted when I first started to work with organizations was why success didn't always succeed..." 

"The Path Of Least Resistance For Managers" by Robert Fritz, is breakthrough thinking, taking a Structural Dynamics consulting approach and applying it to business strategy. The result is strategic thinking that goes beyond the babble...practical action-oriented plans that really work, producing sustainable success.

Our PowerPlanning program uses Robert Fritz' method of consulting and strategic action steps, explained in the book.

Available from Amazon.com

 

   

Links Of Interest

Robert Fritz, Inc. invented the field of Structural Dynamics, including the unique consulting methods and strategic planning process used by MarketPower.
www.robertfritz.com

The national Direct Marketing Association is the recognized source of industry perspective in Direct Marketing, Interactive Marketing, Database Marketing, Relationship Marketing
www.the-dma.org

Business Marketing Association/Atlanta Chapter
http://www.bmaatlanta.com/

American-Israel Chamber of Commerce/Southeast
http://aiccse.org/


Technology Association of Georgia
http://tagonline.org

 

Just For Kicks

Consultants And Hot Air

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude and soon spotted a woman below. He descended a bit lower and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and  between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is  technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is, I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help."

The woman below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the  woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault.

 

George Carlin: "The Paradox of Our Time":

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.  We spend more,  but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees,   but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but  reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.   We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life,  not life to years.

 

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

Answers below...scroll down when you're done.

  1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
     

  2. Which country makes Panama hats?
     

  3. From which animal do we get catgut?
     

  4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
     

  5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
     

  6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
     

  7. What was King George VI's first name?
     

  8. What color is a purple finch?
     

  9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
     

  10. What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done? Check your answers below!

 

 

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?

Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?

Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Orange, of course.

                                                                 What do you mean you failed?!

 

The phomneneal pweor of the hmuan mnid

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

Some Favorite Quotes

"The obscure we see eventually; the completely apparent takes longer."
          Edward R. Murrow

"Current problems are not the resolved by current thinking.
Current problems are the result of current thinking."
          Albert Einstein

"Our goal to promote a non-threatening and productive office environment is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral, and age-neutral while celebrating our spirit of diversity."
          Author Unknown

"We are too busy mopping the floor to turn off the faucet."
          Author Unknown

 

Business Signs Not Produced By MarketPower

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.  We'll hear you coming."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

On Maternity Room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium:
"Drop your pants here."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a Counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory.  Growing wise is optional."

 

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